1. He's moved up from the chicken nugget kids' meal to the chicken sandwich at Chick-fil-A. His choice.
2. He's growing visible hair on his legs. HAIR. Not peach fuzz.
3. We have lots of conversations now that go like this ... Me: "Buddy, your shirt and pants don't match." Him: "SO WHAT?"
4. He's engaged to be married to a girl in his class; he asked for her hand in marriage on the playground and she accepted. But he's also got a girl on the side in Extended Day ... an older woman, a first grader. SCANDALOUS.
5. When he gets in the minivan and sees a Skittle or raisin on the carpet, he hesitates about 2 seconds before leaning over, picking it up and popping it in his mouth. The hesitation is new.
2. He's growing visible hair on his legs. HAIR. Not peach fuzz.
3. We have lots of conversations now that go like this ... Me: "Buddy, your shirt and pants don't match." Him: "SO WHAT?"
4. He's engaged to be married to a girl in his class; he asked for her hand in marriage on the playground and she accepted. But he's also got a girl on the side in Extended Day ... an older woman, a first grader. SCANDALOUS.
5. When he gets in the minivan and sees a Skittle or raisin on the carpet, he hesitates about 2 seconds before leaning over, picking it up and popping it in his mouth. The hesitation is new.
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