I know that you all are waiting with bated breath, right by my side, as I continue to stalk the site of our coming-soon SuperTarget. I will bring to you all pertinent information as I receive it. (Although I have been known to provide all sorts of information that ISN'T pertinent, so be prepared for some of that.)
THIS IS WHERE THE TRUCKS DRIVE IN EVERY DAY TO RESUME BUILDING MY SUPERTARGET.
The day is coming when I will enter My SuperTarget's doors with my List of 7 Things, only to leave 94 minutes later with two carts' worth of stuff. The mere SIGHT of that small red dot inside that large red circle sets my heart aflutter.
"Fall 2009" can't get here soon enough. And I might need to call the corporate office and remind them that Fall begins on September 23, so I'll be looking for the Grand Opening signs THAT DAY.
THIS IS WHERE THE TRUCKS DRIVE IN EVERY DAY TO RESUME BUILDING MY SUPERTARGET.
The day is coming when I will enter My SuperTarget's doors with my List of 7 Things, only to leave 94 minutes later with two carts' worth of stuff. The mere SIGHT of that small red dot inside that large red circle sets my heart aflutter.
"Fall 2009" can't get here soon enough. And I might need to call the corporate office and remind them that Fall begins on September 23, so I'll be looking for the Grand Opening signs THAT DAY.
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SuperJealous.
Considering moving to Birmingham just for the Super Target.
P, perhaps I need to start my own Magnet Campaign. Mine would be circular and feature the Target logo. The text would read, "Move Jonah to Birmingham!"
Only thing better would be a Super Target WITH a Chick Fil A inside. I would just move in...
Melanie, CFA will be an out-parcel in the parking lot. That's even better for me, because I can drive through without having to unload everyone and go in. IT'S ALL GOOD.
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