Yesterday Jake REALLY lucked out and found two chocolate milk boxes sitting within reach on the kitchen table.
He isn't allowed to drink juice boxes, milk boxes, or chocolate milk at all, so he totally jumped at the opportunity and started sucking those straws as if his life depended on it.
When I looked over at him, I had to laugh at the many classic Jake elements in this picture ...
- Red lump from head injury on left side of head, check.
- Double-fisted death grip on forbidden items, check.
- Drool soaking shirt from neck to navel, check.
- Shorts, check. (WAIT A MINUTE! THIS KID NEVER WEARS SHORTS.)
- Two fat rolls where each cankle meets each foot, check.
- Little monkey toes gripping the floor tiles to ensure maximum grippage and plant self firmly to keep forbidden items from being taken away, check.
- Precious "Who, me?" look on face to distract from the fact that he is drinking chocolate milk, check.
I LOVE THAT KID.
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