Sep 2, 2009

I'm no Gloria Steinem

I would make a terrible feminist. I think men should take out the trash, and sometimes jokes that poke fun at women make me laugh out loud. To wit, this one that came to me from a male co-worker:

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they bump accidentally into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan and open the casket to find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!"
I'm still smiling.
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