1. Getting the tips of my sleeves wet while I'm washing my hands
2. Stepping barefoot on a tiny Lego
3. Walking from my car to my office in cold, drizzling rain
4. Getting on the elevator with someone who's coming back from a smoke-break
5. Stepping in an unknown wet substance on my kitchen floor while wearing knee-high pantyhose
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION: Avoiding all of these things, plus all the other Bad Things.
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