Coloring outside the lines

Over the weekend Jakey sat at the kitchen table, drawing while I made lunch. He's reached a point where crayons are "for babies."

He much prefers a good ink pen and a notepad to crayons and a coloring book these days.

As I was putting sandwiches together, I noticed he'd "missed" and gotten his arm instead of his paper.

Me: "Jakey, what happened to your arm?"

Jakey: "Hmmm?"

Me: "Looks like you missed the paper there and maybe colored your arm. Did you?"

Jakey: "Hmmm. Nope."

"OH. Dat?"

"Heh heh."

"I did dis!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"I cullah moh now."