Dec 30, 2010

I've never

1. Been to Europe

2. Had a beer (although does Mike's Hard Lemonade count? because Honor made me drink one of those last summer)

3. Tried any type of illegal drug

4. Smoked a cigarette

5. Ridden on a motorcycle

GAWD I AM BORING. Of course there are a million things I haven't done and places I haven't been, but these are the ones I think other people are more likely to have done, and therefore make me look like more of a goody-two-shoes or just weirder (whichever way you choose to look at it).

I'm pretty sure that up until 2005, I could have added a Number 6, which would have been "I've never said the F-word out loud where anyone could hear me." But then we went to Hawaii and a bunch of coral attacked me in the ocean while I was snorkeling and almost broke my kneecap off my body, and Grayson and perhaps some other nearby snorkelers got an EARFUL.

'Fess up. What have you never done?
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