When Parents Text
Dad: OMG. Forgot to tell u. I think I saw a wolf in our backyard.
Dad: Huge.
Me: Oh my god
Dad: I called the police.
Me: On a wolf?
Me: Call animal control
Dad: Police can coordinate it.
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Mom: Girls (I’m sending this txt to all of you ok)…mama is looking for the title of a song that I heard on the radio today. The song starts like this…”la la la hurt you…da da da da da….”. any idea?
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Mom: See you this afternoon!
Me: Don’t forget to bring pride and prejudice!!!!!
Mom: Colin firth is riding shotgun.
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Me: You reorganized the pantry! Wow. What made you decide to do that?
Mom: The future is now.
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Mom: Dad’s on twitter now, he’s driving us crazy. How do we follow you on twitter?
Me: Never gonna happen
(20 minutes later)
Dad: Whats ur tweeter user name
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Dad: Too small. Cant read. what does it say
Me: Flip your screen
Dad: OK. The back of the phone says Galaxy. What does your message say?
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Mom: the oscars start in five minutes, get out of the living room!
Me: NO! why can’t you just watch it in your room?
Mom: Because the tvs is biggr.
Me: I was here first
Mom: don’t make me g and pull THE BOX out from undr your bed that smells like weed
Mom: thats right, run!
Parents Shouldn't Text
Damn You Auto Correct
And finally, in honor of my delicate condition:
3 comments:
They were fabulous! I LAUGHED OUT LOUD! And boy did I need that today! Thanks for sharing.
I love twitter one. These are pretty funny especially since my mom is just learning to text.
Glad you guys liked these. Sometimes I'm just itching for a laugh, and these sites always deliver!
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