1. There are times when I think if I see one more Trix yogurt top, cheese stick wrapper or red delicious apple sticker laying on my kitchen island, I will have a complete come-apart and scar my family for life with my reaction.
2. Ranch dressing is the leading cause of obesity in my house. This could be because I tend to treat it like a fifth food group.
3. This one isn't just MY Uncomfortable Truth; it's also Paige's. Yes, Paige, I am totally going to out you on my blog. We went to lunch the other day, and we started out with the complimentary cheese biscuits. Then we ordered onion rings with a side of Ranch as an appetizer. (The cheese biscuits aren't an appetizer. They're an … amuse bouche.) Then Paige ordered cheese and queso FOR HER MEAL. (I, on the other hand, went with the much healthier loaded baked potato with extra cheese and sour cream on the side.)
4. If you have a Kit Kat in your purse and you lay your purse on the passenger seat of your car not realizing that someone left the seat warmer on High, it will melt. Blow pops, on the other hand, do NOT melt in the same situation, JENNY.
5. Hands down, Chick-fil-A's chicken sandwich is the best food to throw up. There is no need to test this theory yourself; you can just trust me on this one.
I just realized that every single one of these is food-related. I plead Pregnancy Brain.
6 comments:
I still can't eat Turkey and dressing after my first bout with "morning sickness", and it's been almost 5 years now.
Ugh. I'll take your word on the best throw up food.
Oh man...on the kitchen island one.... grit your teeth!!! Or find humor in it. I asked my Mom to butter my eggo when I was 6...when she was pregnant with my sister. Apparently this was the straw that broke the camel's back. I havent had eggos since!!
I wondered why I felt a little hungry after reading this. Hmm.
And it's totally okay that you outed me because I OWN my bad food habits. And that cheese dip, onion ring and cheese biscuit lunch was delicious. I'll eat four baskets of those biscuits for anyone who wants to watch (no one does, oddly).
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and do aerobics until I pass out.
Amy, I've never eaten dressing, and I'm certainly not about to try it now!
Rachel, yes, please feel free to take my word for it. Although, aren't you one who tried CFA Sauce on my recommendation and then hated it? Maybe you shouldn't listen to me.
Amanda, I have ALREADY found another apple sticker on the island, and I have ALREADY kept the monster inside. It was difficult.
Paige, perhaps we should go back and have a repeat, identical lunch. Yes.
LOL I've thrown up a CFA sandwich recently too... hehehe! Oh the joys...
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