2. I know that restroom stalls don't actually LOOK like this, but this is how I FEEL like they look when I'm in them:
3. When I went to wash my face on our last morning at the beach, all of our linens had been loaded into the van. So I was left with just tap water and my hands. You know how those Dove ads have women splashing water onto their faces and then lathering up -- and it works? Well. I tried that. Water ran down my arms into my armpits. AND my eyes still felt glued shut after I was done. Personal hygiene FAIL.
4. You may have seen me Tweet this, but a few weeks ago when I passed my glucose tolerance test, I celebrated by having two raspberry frosted Pop-Tarts and a Coke Classic for breakfast a few days later.
5. I gained three pounds while we were at the beach. "At the beach" = just six days, sports fans. While that is the LEAST I've ever gained during that week of glorious over-eating delicious meals prepared by other hands, it accounts for one-third of my total weight gain in this pregnancy. I'm sure there's something wrong with that, but I'm gonna ignore it because the food was so. darn. fabulous.
2 comments:
1. I'm that way when I play Scrabble.
2. Why have doors.
3. EXACTLY! Been there, done that!
4. Congrats on passing the test! When I had knee replacement surgery 4 yrs ago, the anesthesiologist was reading my chart. He looked at me, then back at the chart. "wow, your in great shape". And I said, "yea, for a fat lady!". I guess he expected for someone who weighs as much as I do, the all the pre-surgery tests would be baaaad.
5.I can gain 3 lbs just by looking at food.
Whats your WWF game? I am officially OBSESSED with it!! And none of my friends share my obsession
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