Now that she's here, this is all I can think about.
Chris Rock on having daughters: His take on it is, his only job is to "keep her off the pole." I find this hilarious. Always have. Great clip, but LANGUAGE. If you don't like curse words, skip the video (but if you can handle them, it's a great minute-and-a-half).
I would hereby like to respectfully add my own items to the list:
Keep her out of the orange shorts ...
and off The Bachelor/Bachelorette.
AMEN.