1. When you pull up to the left or right of me at a four-way stopsign, you'd better be on your toes. Be ready to roll. Keep your eye on the ball. Don't be pulling forward an inch, then slamming on the brakes, then inching forward again. Pay attention! Know the order! If you stop and go, stop and go, stop and go, I am likely to go all road rage on you.
2. I know why my kids balk about brushing their teeth, because I hate brushing my teeth, too. If I could give up one personal hygiene task without suffering the consequences, that would be it. Ironic: Grayson and my sister both say that I am the most enthusiastic brusher they know.
3. I can tell just by looking at you if you're more likely to use three exclamation points at the end of a sentence than one.
4. The other day I was trying to get through that Gotye song on the radio, and I couldn't do it. I switched it to another station, and One Direction was on. And I left it there. I'm not cool enough to like Gotye, I suppose.
5. If you have one of those 13.1 or 26.2 stickers on your car, I hate you. And I'll continue to hate you until I have one of my own on my car. Then I will love you.
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You...me....Mercedes Half 2013...
Because I really want you to love me :)
Who is Gotye?
Oh my, #5- YES!!!! I always wonder why if you have 26.2 on your car, why do you need a 13.1 as well. If you run a marathon we know you can run a mini. I kid you not, I've seen a car with a 3.1, 6.2, 10, 13.1, and 26.2 on it.
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