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Some days you feel like an asset. Some days you feel like a liability. Yesterday was more of the latter ... so I decided to take a day off from thinking about writing and focus a little more on some things that would make me laugh. Hope they do the same for you.

Via FailBlog:

I've never understood the appeal or necessity of Roman numerals. If it were up to me, this is exactly how they'd work:

If you're not well-off enough to be able to afford an alarm system, then by all means, get creative. I'm behind you one hundred percent.

Yes. This.

Via 22 Words:

I don't think it's a coincidence that the dog in the background looks pretty smug, while his buddy in the foreground looks absolutely glum.

I'm guessing the answer is supposed to be "lap"? But honestly, "penis" is more accurate in terms of the arrow.

As Abraham pointed out, what does a product have to do around here to get a five-star rating?

I suppose sometimes you've just gotta own it:

My parents were never bumper-sticker people. But it's crossed my mind a few times that if I were ever to borrow someone's car and it had a political bumper sticker on it, I might have to add a note of my own!