2. I wonder if Brian Williams and Lisa Myers have each others' cell phone numbers and if they text each other on the weekends. These are the things I think about in my spare time.
3. About once a month I tell someone in a dream that the ceilings in our house are too low. I guess when we build our dream home, I need to request 10-foot ceilings.
4. I brush my teeth with my eyes closed, so people walk up behind me and scare me to death roughly three times a week.
5. I have an eye infection so I'm wearing my prescription glasses. But I'm really light-sensitive. But I don't have prescription sunglasses. So, yeah.
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