I'd like to thank you all for not calling the police. It nearly happened, you know, because some of you readers take your job here very seriously. I wanted to share this hilarious email with you that I received last Friday from Loyal Reader Leslee. Titled "Three days," here it is:
Well, thank goodness for Twitter or I’d be sending out a search party.I can hear it now…“Well, sir I don’t really know who is missing, but she’s missing from her blog.”“Yes, sir…her blog…like on the computer.”“Who is she? Well, I don’t reeeally know her per se, but she’s this lady from Hoover Alabama as far as I can tell, she’s got four kids and a husband named Grayson and she drives a minivan. Her name is Katherine, unless it is a blog alias.”“Excuse me…a blog alias is where someone posts about their life, but doesn’t use their real name. She is a regular and hasn’t posted in 3 days and I’m afraid she might be missing or something has happened to her. I couldn’t really enjoy my coffee this morning without a post so I thought I’d better call the police.”Dial tone…
Bahahahahaha! So thanks, all of you regular readers who managed to make it through the rest of your week without so much as a Hello from me. I hoped that if you were paying attention, you noticed I was alive and well by peeking at Twitter in the sidebar. I practically wrote a post about Disney on Ice on Thursday night -- COMPLETE WITH VIDEOS -- on Twitter, by the way.
I'll try to do better this week. So much to write about, so little time ...
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