May 6, 2014

I'm known for the strangest things

Yesterday when I got home from work, I was surprised to find a small package waiting for me.

I recognized the return address as Stephanie's, and my first thought was that I'd left something behind when we'd been at her house recently for Twitter Supper Club.

But I opened it up to find a cute little notecard.



I unfolded it and read:



What could it be?

OH.



Bahahahaha! Internet, please contain yourselves. I know all of you are DYING to be known across continents as someone who pees their pants.

I mean, THAT'S LIVING THE DREAM.



It could be worse, you know. I could be known for pooping my pants, instead. OH WAIT.

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