Stacking 'em up like pancakes

The other day when I took those long-overdue pictures of the kids on the front porch, I took a few others in the side yard.

I asked them to "stack up like pancakes."

Was I hoping to get one of those famous Awkward Family Photos to call our very own?

Nah.

I just wanted to see how long it would take them to topple over.

NOT THAT LONG, as it turns out.

Maybe nine seconds, tops.

No children were harmed in the taking of these photographs.*

*Mom of the Year