I can't even. No, I really can't

Grayson: "Hey, do we have any of those ear covers for the thermometer?"

Me: "Yes, they're under my sink."

Grayson: "I just looked in there and I didn't see them anywhere. Where would they be in there, exactly?"

Me: "Check in the basket, probably near the thermometer."

Grayson:  [frustrated]  "I'm looking ... I don't see them. Can you come look?"

Me: "Yes, just a minute."

Me:  [opening the cabinet]  [blink blink]

Me: "Grayson. Come here."

Me:  [wildly gesticulating at the covers]

Grayson: "Well, THEY WERE COVERED UP BY THE CUPS."