Me: "HEY JAKE."
Jake: "Yeah?"
Me: "Did you have a little spill with the Fruity Pebbles this morning?"
Jake: [long pause, wanders into the kitchen] "Yes."
"BUT." [spreads his hands expansively at the scene] "I PUSHED IT ALL WEELY CAYUHFULLY UNDUH THERE SO IT WOULDN'T BE IN THE WAY AND NO ONE WOULD STEP ON IT. SEE?"
#trainthemup
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